Confessions of a Bicycle Thief


Dear Santa:

I know sometimes I’m naughty 
And sometimes not so nice
But if you think I’m haughty
I promise to repay you thrice

I know there is little snow
I’m counting on your kindness
If your sleigh is a no-go
You can trust my moral blindness

Your sleigh could use some wheels
I have the perfect solution
I can steal them from pedal mobiles
But I need your absolution

You know I like the colour red
We have a few things in common
But now I need to get out of bed
For here comes the Lawmen

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