Beatnik Free Verse: The Tomato

Tomato, tomato, tomato!

Pizza sauce is hot! And so is Tabasco!

Grow faster, plant! Impatience!

I’ll eat you when I want! Are you talking to me?

Curse the darkness! Curse the darkness!

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Need for Speed: The 45 Second Workout

Sometimes, I have absolutely no time to spare for a proper workout on my cycling trainer. Nevertheless, I need to drop some dead weight from too much eating and sleeping during a cold, dreary winter. Fresh snow fell last night, so outdoor riding was a no-go. So, I was left with the unenviable task of riding at the speed of light…well almost 😉 All I need now is a super hero suit and a cape to go with it.

#LoveLife

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Confessions of a Bicycle Thief

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Dear Santa:

I know sometimes I’m naughty 
And sometimes not so nice
But if you think I’m haughty
I promise to repay you thrice

I know there is little snow
I’m counting on your kindness
If your sleigh is a no-go
You can trust my moral blindness

Your sleigh could use some wheels
I have the perfect solution
I can steal them from pedal mobiles
But I need your absolution

You know I like the colour red
We have a few things in common
But now I need to get out of bed
For here comes the Lawmen

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